Things My Russian Says:
He's a little upset that I don't join him as regularly as I used to for break and gossips...
Russian: if you don't come I will be forced to socialize with myself
Me: is that what the kids are calling it these days
Russian: what?
NovaScotia Carol: LMAO
Me: *affecting a Russian Jewish mother's accent* what are you doing so long in the bathroom??!! Socializing with yourself?!
Russian: lol