a.k.a Petitebete. Office drone by day, amateur closeted erotica writer by night (hard to write in a closet let me tell you). Dabbler, dilettante, self-deprecator. Musings, rants, social commentary and the occasional flash of fictional semi-brilliance when the Muse smacks me upside the head. Under-promising and over-delivering since 1989. Canadian, in case the backdrop wasn't clear indication enough.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
Russian is heading out to Vancouver tomorrow then up to Kelowna for some heli-skiing. Apparently has agreed to wear a helmet-cam to share his experiences... .
Me: what time is your flight?
Russian: 11 am, so I'll go to the airport around 9 am
Me: You may want to head down a little earlier, in case you get the full pat-down
Russian: why would they do that? It's not an international flight?
Me: Oh I dunno, maybe "someone" will call Airport security and alert them to a suspicious-looking Russian...
Nova Scotia Carol: yeah with a helmet cam
Me: I'm just saying don't be surprised if a uniformed man takes you into a back room and tells you to drop your pants
Nova Scotia Carol: we'll be watching the live helmet-cam footage and wondering why you are filming so much of the floor and your feet..
Russian: Can I at least have soft music and candlelight when he does this?
Me: I'm sure you could request that.
Me: what time is your flight?
Russian: 11 am, so I'll go to the airport around 9 am
Me: You may want to head down a little earlier, in case you get the full pat-down
Russian: why would they do that? It's not an international flight?
Me: Oh I dunno, maybe "someone" will call Airport security and alert them to a suspicious-looking Russian...
Nova Scotia Carol: yeah with a helmet cam
Me: I'm just saying don't be surprised if a uniformed man takes you into a back room and tells you to drop your pants
Nova Scotia Carol: we'll be watching the live helmet-cam footage and wondering why you are filming so much of the floor and your feet..
Russian: Can I at least have soft music and candlelight when he does this?
Me: I'm sure you could request that.
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