Russian is heading out to Vancouver tomorrow then up to Kelowna for some heli-skiing. Apparently has agreed to wear a helmet-cam to share his experiences... .

Me: what time is your flight?
Russian: 11 am, so I'll go to the airport around 9 am
Me: You may want to head down a little earlier, in case you get the full pat-down
Russian: why would they do that? It's not an international flight?
Me: Oh I dunno, maybe "someone" will call Airport security and alert them to a suspicious-looking Russian...
Nova Scotia Carol: yeah with a helmet cam
Me: I'm just saying don't be surprised if a uniformed man takes you into a back room and tells you to drop your pants
Nova Scotia Carol: we'll be watching the live helmet-cam footage and wondering why you are filming so much of the floor and your feet..
Russian: Can I at least have soft music and candlelight when he does this?
Me: I'm sure you could request that.