Still, missing you

Message to the Mens

Hair care tips

Russian: I think I will get a haircut today
Me: It's pretty short, are you sure?
Russian: It's a little long around my ears, I don't like it long
Me: C'mere, lemme show you a quick tip on how to determine if you need a haircut or not. Bend down *grabs a handful of his hair*
Russian: uh ow?
Me: see it's too short already. I like a bit more, gives me something to hang on to and pull on
Russian: *blushes* ok and on that note I suddenly have a lot of work to do so I must go!
Me: LOL

Shark infested waters

So I'm on a couple of dating sites these days. Sometimes I get messaged by really really special guys. I like to play with them like a cat does with a mouse before she bites their head off...

Apostolis: Is your IM working?
chillybeach: yeah
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: Luv your pics
chillybeach: thanks
Apostolis: yw
Apostolis: What r u up to today?
Apostolis: No work?
chillybeach: at work
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: nice
Apostolis: What do you do?
chillybeach: secretary. and you?
Apostolis: Self employed
Apostolis: Fire and water restoration company
Apostolis: How's your day going?
chillybeach: ok so far. yours?
Apostolis: bored and horny...lol
chillybeach: well then it's a good thing you are at home with that
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: It would be better if i had someone here with me locked up for 24hrs
Apostolis: ;)
chillybeach: yeah I'm sure you can call one of those numbers at the back of NOW magazine and arrange that
Apostolis: hahahaha
Apostolis: I dont do that
chillybeach: no of course not that would involve paying for it, and why pay when you can try to get it for free on POF right?
Apostolis: Well... I just never had to pay for it.
Apostolis: I think i am attractive to meet girls on my own
chillybeach: yes, but do they all immediately fall into bed with you?
Apostolis: No
Apostolis: I dont just look for that
Apostolis: I need to be wined and dined first....lmao
chillybeach: ah you're so special
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: just kidding babe
Apostolis: I am just me
Apostolis: Happy go lucky kind of guy
chillybeach: uh huh. so what's your story? married and bored? recently dumped? or the too-busy-with-my-career type?
Apostolis: LMAO
Apostolis: Married and bored
Apostolis: How about you?
chillybeach: single, never married, and want to stay that way
Apostolis: Good girl
Apostolis: Your the best
chillybeach: yeah so I can fuck all the married guys who aren't getting any from thier wives
Apostolis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH
Apostolis: I like u
Apostolis: *** You've been SMACKED! ***
Apostolis: Sooooo funny
Apostolis: i am still hard by the way
Apostolis: lol
chillybeach: well that's a tough situation to be in
Apostolis: Tell me about it
Apostolis: When is your lunch break...lol
chillybeach: you gonna wine and dine me?
Apostolis: Sure
chillybeach: lol then 69 me?
Apostolis: mmmmmmmm
Apostolis: Now i am HARD
Apostolis: ER
Apostolis: What's your fav. Position?
chillybeach: starfish
Apostolis: ??????
Apostolis: Explain
chillybeach: well, since my back surgery i can't do too many acrobatics, so I kinda just lay there. it's ok tho the bars holding my spine together will be coming out soon and i may be able to to try something else
Apostolis: Oh
Apostolis: starfish it is then
Apostolis: How do you work then?
Apostolis: Arent you in pain?
chillybeach: they ordered a special chair for me, they've been really good to me here.
chillybeach: i take alot of meds
Apostolis: wow
Apostolis: Is it hard to have sex?
chillybeach: i haven't had it since the car accident, so i don't know. you'll have to be gentle lol
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: How long has it been?
chillybeach: 14 months. they thought i'd never walk again, ha! not only am i gonna walk i'm gonna fuck again! woot!
Apostolis: lmao
Apostolis: Good for you
Apostolis: I'll be your first
Apostolis: lol
chillybeach: well so long as you don't mind a little bit of pus that sometimes leaks out of the holes where the bars are. maybe use old sheets?
Apostolis: Your pulling my leg now
Apostolis: Thats not funny
chillybeach: no. it's part of the fixator that holds my head steady...some poke through
Apostolis: And you can go to work like that?
chillybeach: and ride the bus too! everyone here is used to it by now. they joke that they can get better reception on the TV when I'm around, lol
Apostolis: Wow
Apostolis: How do you get around?
chillybeach: lol slowly. I use a couple of canes, the legs are still a little wonky
Apostolis: I dont think fucking is a good option for you right now....


I love how he was all gung-ho until the pus part, LMAO

Shoe Fetish

This morning as I'm walking to work, the Russian sidles up behind me...

Russian: I like your shoes (am wearing brown leather high heeled peep-toe shoes for those interested)
Me: do you want to wear them?
Russian: lol no. I just like them and how you walk in them... click click click... I suppose you can't run in them tho
Me: Oh I can, it just depends who I'm running after *wink*
Russian: or running away from? *smirk*
Me: eggzachary