I've been addicted to you...

Why is this so hard? all I want is someone to be my stength when I am weak.

Malice und vunderland

A part of me I thought was buried long ago has resurfaced, and like any repressed rebellious hellcat it came back kicking and spitting and ready to cause trouble. I hope to have a better handle on her this time, and better skills at deflection when events inevitably go awry. Not sure how long her visit is for but I am certain it will be an interesting adventure.

More Sh*t My Russian Says

NS Carol: so this guy I've been trying to ignore is insisting on taking me to dinner.
Me: He sounds very persistent.
NS Carol: I don't know what he wants
Me: sounds like he wants you, or he wants IT
NS Carol: He wants IT.
Russian: So what's the big deal, don't you come with IT?
Me & NS Carol: LOL!

Yule Blessings

The sun returns! The light returns!
The earth begins to warm once more!
The time of darkness has passed,
and a path of light begins the new day.
Welcome, welcome, the heat of the sun,
blessing us all with its rays.

The Age of Crass

Welcome Ladies, to the age of crass, where the gentle and subtle arts of seduction are regrettably and irretrievably lost. What passes for love notes these days are quickly dashed off and invariably explicit and misspelled text messages. Where proposing a first meeting over coffee has become code for casual sex. Where the hidden messages in a bouquet of flowers, the secret symbolism of posies and roses, is replaced with a blue jean pocketful of coloured and flavoured latex prophylactics whose not-so-subtle message is abundantly clear. An age where a sincere compliment to a woman’s beauty includes the phrase “junk in the trunk”.

Still, missing you

Message to the Mens

Hair care tips

Russian: I think I will get a haircut today
Me: It's pretty short, are you sure?
Russian: It's a little long around my ears, I don't like it long
Me: C'mere, lemme show you a quick tip on how to determine if you need a haircut or not. Bend down *grabs a handful of his hair*
Russian: uh ow?
Me: see it's too short already. I like a bit more, gives me something to hang on to and pull on
Russian: *blushes* ok and on that note I suddenly have a lot of work to do so I must go!
Me: LOL

Shark infested waters

So I'm on a couple of dating sites these days. Sometimes I get messaged by really really special guys. I like to play with them like a cat does with a mouse before she bites their head off...

Apostolis: Is your IM working?
chillybeach: yeah
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: Luv your pics
chillybeach: thanks
Apostolis: yw
Apostolis: What r u up to today?
Apostolis: No work?
chillybeach: at work
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: nice
Apostolis: What do you do?
chillybeach: secretary. and you?
Apostolis: Self employed
Apostolis: Fire and water restoration company
Apostolis: How's your day going?
chillybeach: ok so far. yours?
Apostolis: bored and horny...lol
chillybeach: well then it's a good thing you are at home with that
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: It would be better if i had someone here with me locked up for 24hrs
Apostolis: ;)
chillybeach: yeah I'm sure you can call one of those numbers at the back of NOW magazine and arrange that
Apostolis: hahahaha
Apostolis: I dont do that
chillybeach: no of course not that would involve paying for it, and why pay when you can try to get it for free on POF right?
Apostolis: Well... I just never had to pay for it.
Apostolis: I think i am attractive to meet girls on my own
chillybeach: yes, but do they all immediately fall into bed with you?
Apostolis: No
Apostolis: I dont just look for that
Apostolis: I need to be wined and dined first....lmao
chillybeach: ah you're so special
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: just kidding babe
Apostolis: I am just me
Apostolis: Happy go lucky kind of guy
chillybeach: uh huh. so what's your story? married and bored? recently dumped? or the too-busy-with-my-career type?
Apostolis: LMAO
Apostolis: Married and bored
Apostolis: How about you?
chillybeach: single, never married, and want to stay that way
Apostolis: Good girl
Apostolis: Your the best
chillybeach: yeah so I can fuck all the married guys who aren't getting any from thier wives
Apostolis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH
Apostolis: I like u
Apostolis: *** You've been SMACKED! ***
Apostolis: Sooooo funny
Apostolis: i am still hard by the way
Apostolis: lol
chillybeach: well that's a tough situation to be in
Apostolis: Tell me about it
Apostolis: When is your lunch break...lol
chillybeach: you gonna wine and dine me?
Apostolis: Sure
chillybeach: lol then 69 me?
Apostolis: mmmmmmmm
Apostolis: Now i am HARD
Apostolis: ER
Apostolis: What's your fav. Position?
chillybeach: starfish
Apostolis: ??????
Apostolis: Explain
chillybeach: well, since my back surgery i can't do too many acrobatics, so I kinda just lay there. it's ok tho the bars holding my spine together will be coming out soon and i may be able to to try something else
Apostolis: Oh
Apostolis: starfish it is then
Apostolis: How do you work then?
Apostolis: Arent you in pain?
chillybeach: they ordered a special chair for me, they've been really good to me here.
chillybeach: i take alot of meds
Apostolis: wow
Apostolis: Is it hard to have sex?
chillybeach: i haven't had it since the car accident, so i don't know. you'll have to be gentle lol
Apostolis: lol
Apostolis: How long has it been?
chillybeach: 14 months. they thought i'd never walk again, ha! not only am i gonna walk i'm gonna fuck again! woot!
Apostolis: lmao
Apostolis: Good for you
Apostolis: I'll be your first
Apostolis: lol
chillybeach: well so long as you don't mind a little bit of pus that sometimes leaks out of the holes where the bars are. maybe use old sheets?
Apostolis: Your pulling my leg now
Apostolis: Thats not funny
chillybeach: no. it's part of the fixator that holds my head steady...some poke through
Apostolis: And you can go to work like that?
chillybeach: and ride the bus too! everyone here is used to it by now. they joke that they can get better reception on the TV when I'm around, lol
Apostolis: Wow
Apostolis: How do you get around?
chillybeach: lol slowly. I use a couple of canes, the legs are still a little wonky
Apostolis: I dont think fucking is a good option for you right now....


I love how he was all gung-ho until the pus part, LMAO